Escort Escapades – Escort Advice, Escort Tips, Escort Stories

The purpose of this website is to share my experiences and thoughts on seeing escorts. Over the years I have seen many many escorts and I frequent several escort message boards and I always run into the same new comer questions like why do you see escorts? What is the difference between an escort and a hooker? What’s the difference between Incall Escorts and Outcall Escorts? Are escorts clean?

I thought it’d be a good resource for the community to make a website that offered advice on some of these topics and helped out some of the new comers. I am going to do my best adding new articles on exciting topics as often as possible so please do bookmark this webpage and come back frequently.

I have four main categories on this site and so I thought I’d take a moment to explain them all.

First Time With An Escort

First time with an escort, unless your drunk or very different than the normal person, usually makes you nervous. There’s a lot to be nervous about. You could simply be nervous that you’re not sure if you’re doing the right thing, that you’re going to get caught, that you’re going to some how embarrass yourself, that it could be a scam,  etc. Like with anything in life, the more you read about the subject and know then the more you’ll be ready fr your first time with an escort.  I’ve included quite a few topics on this subject for you to check out and read. Regardless of whether you’re sitting at home waiting for your first escort to show up in a matter of moments, or your just considering the option, these articles should help you out.

Why Do Men See Escorts?

This is a common question of why do men see escorts. Often times people try and say it’s because they’re pigs, or because they cheat on their wives but then studies show it’s for completely different reasons. Or people try and say it’s only men who are ugly and can’t get laid otherwise, but I’ve read many escort’s diaries or exposés and they talk about how the majority of men are actually attractive, clean, well groomed, etc. If you ask me you can’t just take the obvious stereo types of why men see escorts. Almost every man will have different set of reasons. However in this section I wanted to an opportunity to explain some of my reasons for seeing escorts and some of the reasons I’ve heard over the years from credible sources. I hope you find this section on why men see escorts both useful and informative.

Escort Stories

I always love telling my escort stories, because while they’re funny and other people can relate to them, most of all they can help people avoid certain situations. When ever you learn a mistake seeing an escort, it’s very rarely a cheap lesson. There’s a long list of do’s and don’ts to say safe but sometimes a lesson can only be properly communicated through a story or from experience. I hope you get a few laughs out of these escort stories but more importantly they can help you avoid some costly mistakes. If any of you have interesting or funny escort stories that should be shared with the rest of the world, I’d love to feature them in this section. I was debating whether I  should include some escort stories that I’ve heard second hand either through friends or on escort message boards. At this point all of my stories are my personal escort stories however in the future I might add some from other people.

Information For Escorts

I know I have a lot of escorts reading this website as well, and I certainly encourage it. I thought it would be a good idea to include some information for escorts that they could use to get started. I know a bit about websites and online promotion, so I thought I could share that and help out any escorts out there. I noticed when looking around for information out there on how to become an escort, how to make an escort website etc all I found were scummy ebooks that charged an arm and a leg. I figured since I am giving away free information to the fellas (not that I feel the information I am sharing is worth charging any one) I might as well share what I know with escorts – or would be escorts – as well. This is definitely a section where I plan on adding more and more information for escorts as I go, I hope to expand it as much as possible and make it a complete solution for prospective all escorts.


If you have any questions in specific that you’d like covered on this blog, or if you’d like to drop me a line for any reason please feel free to do so. You can reach me by emailing me at john at escort escapades dot com. I would love to hear from you!